Is Derek Jeter a sex offender?
July 31, 2009
Creepiness at 27 seconds
“Blueprint 3″ preview of the day*
July 29, 2009
History
Kid Rock: Twitter is gay
Kansas City Star
Quote of the day, from Kid Rock, to Rolling Stone, via Page Six, about Twitter: “It’s gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I’m going to tell them, ‘Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er.’ “I don’t have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I’m going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere.” So, he doesn’t like Twitter?
| Lisa Gutierrez
Let me start off by saying I don’t like anything about Kid Rock. His hair looks like shit, his face needs to meet a razor, and his latest hit song “All Summer Long” is just two different songs (neither written by him) with a few new lyrics. Pure white trash.
That said, I completely agree with him about Twitter. It’s a waste of time for both the tweeter and the reader. Honestly, does anybody really care what this or that celebrity ate for breakfast? I thought that’s what Facebook status updates were for. Let’s focus on more important things, like fixing the economy or a cure for Steve Blass Disease.
Still not convinced? Here are the last two nails in the coffin:
-Nacho
William Shatner…Remixed
July 29, 2009
From Single/White/Geek:
Thank you Fall on Your Sword for making something better than Boston Legal for Bill Shatner to star in.
Now we know that if wee ever see an aged Canadian actor climbing a mountain he is, generally, trying to make love to the mountain.
“Blueprint 3″ preview of the day*
July 27, 2009
Run This Town ft. Kanye West and Rihanna
*I cannot guarantee that this track will be on “The Blueprint 3″
Chuck Hayes Free Throw Day
July 23, 2009
It’s Chuck Hayes Free Throw Day here at Masscrastination. Enjoy with a puke bucket nearby.
Must see TV
July 23, 2009
The TO Show review:
Let me preface my review with the fact that I used to be a big TO fan when he was playing for the 49ers. He would just catch the ball, make fun of Jeff Garcia and do outrageous touchdown dances. Then, like most of the country, I grew tired of his antics towards the latter years in San Fran, Philly and really tired of them in Dallas. So when I heard that a TO reality show was going to air this summer, I rolled my eyes like everyone else in disgust. But, it’s fantastic television.
He wanted to do this show to reveal the different sides of TO, mainly the Terrell Owens side. So the show is TO, his PR crew (Kita and Monique) which consists of his two closest girlfriends who are a total pain in the ass to him, and his body guard Pablo. So the girls invite him out to LA to work on his image during the offseason. Yeah, that’s what he needs. You’re going to be living in Buffalo for the next year or so, so to make the transition from Dallas smoother, we’re going to have you live in Los Angeles for the summer. Women. The girls find him a ridiculous house overlooking downtown LA, and TO’s sole focus is the real estate agent who is renting him the house. Later that night they all go out to a club and the PR team doesn’t like it when some “hoochie” is talking to their client/friend. Before you know it, over half the club is back at TO’s new pad for a “impromptu” catered late night party. Monique and Kita are pissed off that Terrell would invite all these hoes back to his new apartment. But obviously TO knew nothing about how all the girls got back to his place. “Pablo invited them all back.” Pablo knows better than to bring 20 skanks back to the apartment. TO then goes on a date with the real estate agent that just got him this apartment. Then, to get the girls off of his back, he calls his ex-fiancé to see if they can give things another try.
Only one episode in and its already reached the “DVR new episodes” level. You make not like football TO, but if you like watching badass, funny dudes, then you will certainly be entertained by the TO Show. (Mondays 10pm on VH1)
Job Search Update…
July 22, 2009
Ohio man just as lucky as anyone else
July 21, 2009
Ohio man gets left- and right-handed holes-in-one
BOWLING GREEN, Ohio (AP) – An Ohio man who says he’s not much of a golfer pulled off a feat that not even some of the best players have matched.
Ed Platzer of Bowling Green knocked in a left-handed hole-in-one last month, 15 years after he hit a right-handed hole-in-one.
Platzer says he’s a natural lefty but learned to play right-handed when he couldn’t find any left-handed clubs. He started hitting from the left side four years ago when he finally found the right clubs.
The United States Golf Register tracks holes-in-one. It says it couldn’t find anyone who has matched Platzer’s achievement in its database that covers the past 13 years.
If this had been in a 15 minute time span, 15 day time span, or even a 15 month time span I would have been impressed; this was 15 years….give me a break. Basically it just took this ass-clown 11 years to figure out that he golfed better lefty.
-Nacho
I know you’re out there somewhere…
July 21, 2009
