No one-ball jokes here people, today Tom Green was viciously attacked by landscapers after his Mercedes struck a pickup truck that was towing landscaping equipment. He is currently in serious condition at Golden State Regional Hospital.
Three men exited the truck, pulled Green from his car and beat him up before feeling the scene, according to recent reports. Green was unresponsive when paramedics arrived and no other details are know at this time and Green has not commented on the incident (hey, I’m posting from a phone dammit, go to TMZ if you want full coverage of an injured z-lister, sometimes they even link to my articles).
Tom Green recently competed on Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentence and hosts his own internet talk show Tom Green’s House Tonight.
Why Hallo Thar.
Here’s another good reason to NOT live on the west coast in the summer. I grew up in Arizona and I know that the combination of heat, anger, senior citizen drivers, and paper-thin gun laws are a mixture for disaster. While the assailants did not litter Green full of holes, the fist-pounding they gave the man who became synonymous with having/ putting his butt on various things was probably just as horrific.
Thank Jack Bauer-on-high that I live on the east coast and the worse I have to worry about are shitty Massholes who don’t know how to use their blinkers on I-90.
Wait, what’s the name of this blog again?
Anyway, horrible news? You decide. I’m just happy no other famous athletes/musicians/spokesmen/sidekicks haven’t died or been injured this week (Steve who? McNair what?) and that celebrities dying has become a b-movie storyline in Hollywood.
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