Maria Stephanos gets hot
August 21, 2009
Maria Stephanos healthy after collapse at studio
(Boston Herald Online)FOX25 anchor Maria Stephanos has “sprung right back to life” after being re-hydrated at a local hospital after collapsing in the station’s newsroom this morning, reports her hubby.
Dale Stephanos told the Track that Maria, who ran five miles this morning before her shift, called him from her car on the way to the Dedham studio and told him she was “disoriented, nauseous, and she felt like she was going to pass out.”
He also said she told him she “couldn’t feel her hands.”
“She couldn’t pull over because of all the construction but she finally made it to FOX, she dropped and they called 911,” said Stephanos, who got to the station and rode with his wife to a local hospital.
“They got an IV into her pretty quickly and she sprung right back to life,” said the illustrator, joking that his bride “successfully weaseled her way into a day off.”
Dale said Maria, who is being released shortly, was “feeling hungry” when he left the hospital to grab his bride’s purse from the station.
“That’s sort of the default setting for any Greek mother,” laughed Stephanos.
Damn stimulus construction on I-95. First makes me late all the time, now almost kills the best cougar/MILF in Boston.
Thoughts and prayers, folks; thoughts and prayers.
-Nacho
Way to go Colby-Sawyer
August 20, 2009
Many of you already know that most of the staff of MassCrass graduated from the hilly, frozen campus of Colby-Sawyer College in New London, NH.
The one day of the year that it didn't snow.
A small, frigid, WASP-infested campus in the middle of New Hampshire, nothing of note ever goes on there
Until now.
Barstool Sports has recently reported on an incident involving the former Colby-Sawyer Tennis Coach, drunk athletes, and an email sent to his players after a plate of issues earlier this past spring.
The best part? Going to Colby-Sawyer, being an athlete, watching this go down the first time, and, now watching the news hit the interweb’s most “notable” New England “sporting news site.”
I side with the coach of course. If my coach sent me an email of this magnitude I would have hunted the rat down and thrown him into the snow-filled quad, naked. Then I would have won my next game drunk and high. Of course I ran track, so drinking and smoking while running is quite detrimental (although the Jamaican runners apparently have no problems with drugs of ANY sort, but, moving on…).
I mean seriously, I feel for this guy. Lets go over the facts shall we?
1- He has a rat on his team
2- Harpy of an AD on his ass 24/7
3- Forfeit ala drunken behavior
4- Loss, and we can only assume, of one helluva Senior Captain
5- Not being the coach of Women’s Volleyball/Basketball
As a former athlete, I can understand where the drunken behavior was uncalled for, but I can also see the side of the coach who already has the deck stacked against him. Sadly, this story ends in tradgedy as he was let go by the aformentioned AD. An Athletic Director, who shall remain nameless, that only helps Women’s Volleyball and Basketball, leaving everyone else out in the snow.
She’s really got the “Coke-bottle bifocal over the blind person sunglasses” look going for her.
-Nacho
p.s. Sorry I couldn’t get a full on face shot, I almost missed my number being called to get these.
William Shatner…Remixed
July 29, 2009
From Single/White/Geek:
Thank you Fall on Your Sword for making something better than Boston Legal for Bill Shatner to star in.
Now we know that if wee ever see an aged Canadian actor climbing a mountain he is, generally, trying to make love to the mountain.
I Love You…
July 16, 2009
Erin Andrews Swings at Dodgers
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Life In Unemployment
July 10, 2009
God Dammit. Four years of booklearnin’ at Colby-Sawyer College, I get out and what happens?
This:
Unemployment in some states is exceeding 10%. In New York its around 9.4% right now. With the introduction of even more overqualified college students to the equation we are sure to never see the job we were taught for in school in the near future.
It’s not that I’m against a hard day’s work in the fields/fast food chains/mercenary depots around this great nation of ours, but after four summer’s of working in the food court of a local grocery conglomerate I was hoping to get the hell out of that dead end type of job.
We Are All NOT Witnesses
July 9, 2009
With Authority
At this time every blog, major website, and podcast has talked/written about this entirely too much. LeBron, along with Nike, is running this camp at the University of Akron for younger athletes to showcase their skills. After the “kids” play they take a backseat and watch several pro and college players compete in pick-up games. It’s your standard winner stays on, innocent, yet competitive games. Well apparently there were many reporters at this camp filming and watching the day’s events. No one seemed to have an issue with filming anything until the King was dethroned. Xavier’s Jordan Crawford drove by Danny Green and threw one down on James, two handed, and apparently threw it down hard. Crawford was “geeked.” Geeked? Yup. Anyway, right after the throw down, Nike officials changed their minds when it came to filming these events. Ryan Miller, a freelancer from Syracuse, among others, had his tape confiscated by these Nike officials. Miller claims that he had been filming all day and it wasn’t until after “the incident” that his tape was taken from him.
LeBron’s embarrassed. I can’t blame him. It sucks getting dunked on, but everyone gets dunked on at one point during their playing career. It’s impossible not to. Especially if you’re playing against professional athletes for a long period of time. If you youtube famous dunks you can find Hakeem getting banged on by Kevin Johnson, the John Starks dunk, Baron Davis’ playoff dunk, etc, etc. I can remember running through a player’s legs (he was 6’10”) in high school because I didn’t want to get banged on and have to get made fun of during the next time out. It happens. Let’s pretend this video was never confiscated and that it finds its way to youtube. Well of course it will because everything finds its way to youtube. So what? Everyone watches it, it’s a big deal for about a week and then everyone forgets about it. However, now, when it does find its way to the world wide web, and don’t worry, it will, just like the other 103 names on that steroid report will find its way…it’s going to be a MUCH bigger deal. Think about it. He should have just let it go. It’s part of the game. But now to stupid bloggers, such as myself, it looks as if he’s being a baby in this situation. And I want Glen “Big Baby” Davis to keep his nickname.
Original Oregon Trail Game- You’re Welcome
July 8, 2009
No downloads needed. Play it here: http://www.virtualapple.org/oregontraildisk.html
The weather sucks again so here’s a little something to help you out. Note: Doesn’t seem to work on MSN, and may have a strange crackling noise, but that’s what mute is for; we all have to make sacrifices.
Thanks to CourtO for the tip.
-Nacho
New Kennedy Sexcapades
July 6, 2009
"Your wife is hot"
On July 14, author David Haymann will be release a book titled “Bobby and Jackie: A Love Story”. The novel alleges that Bobby Kennedy and Jackie O had an affair beginning six months after Jack’s death. Let the conspiracy theories begin: Bobby had to knock off big brother Jack to be with his one true love. I’m not buying it. There’s no way that a guy who couldn’t even kill Castro could pull off the most recent of the two presidential assassinations that people remember (let’s face it, nobody cares about Garfield or McKinley).
I do believe that Bobby had to comfort Jackie, and we all know that a lot of times comforting involves wild-crazy “I’m still in mourning and don’t know what I’m doing” sex. Can the mourning period last for up to four years? Of course. Does mourning involve nude sunbathing on a yacht? If you say no then clearly you’ve never lost a loved one. Otherwise there’s no way that the first lady leaves her war hero husband for his tag-along little brother, even if Bobby did do more for equal rights.
-Nacho
PS. Looking forward to the sequel about all of Ted’s drunken gropings, grabs, brush-ups, squeezes, and pinches.
This Man Sold a Monorail to Disney
July 6, 2009
