Nickelback Lyric Of The Day…
July 17, 2009

“How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey’s head?”
-Photograph
But wait…theres more!

(Bonus Nickelback Video of the Day becuase you all have been such good sports sticking with me while my internet was down for a week)
(Thanks to Mike “Atticus Finch” DeIulis for the tip)
-Casey
He Makes A Good Point…
July 17, 2009
Now if only someone would make one for Garden State and Elizabethtown.
Make Or Break Season For Maroney
July 17, 2009

To say Laurence Maroney’s first three years in the league have been frustrating is an understatement.
The 6-foot, 220-pound bruiser has battled injuries in each season of his young career. Last season, one which Maroney only saw three games of action, had Patriots critics everywhere questioning the 24-year-old’s toughness. During a frustrating season that saw veterans like Tom Brady and Adalius Thomas go down, fans were not as forgiving to Maroney who was absent on a weekly basis. In typical Bill Belichick fashion, Maroney’s injury was kept quiet, leading many to think that maybe Maroney wasn’t injured— just soft. First, it was a week five play in San Francisco where Maroney ran out of bounds short of the first down marker rather than take the hit. Then it was the Patriots off-season pickup of veteran back Fred Taylor. The writing was on the wall.
Turns out Maroney is a lot tougher than most think.
It was not a lack of toughness, effort, or talent that limited Maroney; it was a fractured shoulder that kept him out of action. Maroney tried his best to play thought the injury, but the hardest part might have been having to bite his tongue.
“I had a broken bone, I was trying to play with, and it’s kind of hard to play and not tell people what’s going on,” Maroney said to the Boston Herald. “I challenge anybody in this crowd to try and play football with a broken bone in your shoulder and you tell me how long you are going to last out there…Reporters have a job to report stories, whether it’s good or bad. I can’t get mad at them because they’re just doing their job. It was my job not to say nothing at the time.”
The injury happened in a week two game against the New York Jets. Maroney did not see any action in week three against the Dolphins, and following a bye week Maroney tried to give it a go against the 49ers. In the game Maroney rushed for 26 yards on 10 carries—a sub par performance in the eyes of fans, but a valiant effort from Laurence’s perspective.
“Doing it the second game and still trying to play, I feel like it still shows my toughness and my dedication to the team and how much I really want to contribute,” Maroney explained to reporters before a charity softball game.
While Maroney certainly gets a pass for last season, things wont be as forgiving this year. Maroney needs to prove he can stay on the field, or his fourth season could be his last at as a Patriot. With the stellar play of Sammie Morris last season and the acquisition of Fred Taylor, one more injury could have Maroney on the outside looking in. This pressure, however, does not effect his outlook on the upcoming season.
“I’ve been gone too long,” he said. “The legs are feeling fresher than ever. Going back out there I know that I’m going to have a lot of critics. It’s just going out there and proving everybody wrong. I think there are a lot of people that are counting me out and doubting me, but it’s just going out there and having fun again.”
And as for his relationship with Taylor?
“I talked to him a lot already,” said Maroney. “Great guy. Another mentor. I look at him as the replacement of Corey Dillon, somebody to just learn from and a great guy to be around.”
No word yet if Taylor took the Dillon comparison as a compliment or not.
-Casey
Your daily face-melting
July 17, 2009
Doesn’t get more underrated than Lupe
Best Friends Forever
July 14, 2009

Boom
July 14, 2009
There are three things I truly love in life. The first thursday of March Madness. Watching the Andrea Kramer goggly-eyes video. Global distruction movies. Cue the face-melting…
Quick Hitters…
July 9, 2009
Here are my thoughts on some current events over the past week.
Michael Jackson
How is it possible people are forgetting the MJ of the last 15 years? If I told you in another life that someone who—1.) was repeatedly accused of child sexual abuse, 2.) changed his skin color, 3.) looked like a shotty haloween costume, 4.) made a living out of grabbing his crotch, 5.) live in a fairytale world culminated at his child-themed ranch named “neverland”, 6.) really looked like a shotty Halloween costume, 7.) left his children to Diana Ross, 8.) dangled a baby over a 3rd floor balcony—was completely given a mulligan because of platinum records and a stellar childhood, you would probably call the cops. Insane.
Billy Mays
If Jacko’s tribute was hosted by the Lakers at the Staples center with speeches from Kobe and Magic, does this mean the Clippers will host Mays tribute? If so, I can’t wait for Chris Kaman’s speech and Michael Olowokandi’s story about how Mays made him a better basketball player.
Marcin Gortat
5 years, $34 million? *Cough*, excuses me, I thought you said million. We can now start using the phrase, “Mark Cuban Rich”.
I Miss College
No shit, huh? I don’t just miss the good times, it’s the fact that I am not learning anything anymore. And no, I don’t mean academically— college was a time I learned a lot of tips and life lessons that you just don’t pick up anywhere else. College is where I learned that if you start Zeppelin’s “Stairway To Heaven” and Rainbow Road on Mario Kart simultaneously, the “…and as we wind on down the road” part kicks in exactly as your final lap starts. College is where I learned that Hannaford is the most racist supermarket in the world because it sells Modelo Beer (cervesa) not in the beer isle, but in the “Mexican” isle on the 2nd shelf next to the taco seasoning where only short Mexicans can see it.
I feel like my brain is getting soft these days, maybe I’ll read a bo…oh look, a squirrel.
Steve McNair
Rule #1 of being a professional athlete: Lock it up.
A shame.
Rasheed Wallace
I said about a month ago that my dream list of guys the Celtics should go after would be : Boris Diaw, Ron Artest, Shawn Marion, and Sheed (in no particular order). Anyone of those guys would replace the void left by James Posey that the C’s missed last year. Of course, Sheed isn’t going to be the defender the Posey was, but his rebounding skills will make up for that. Plus, how can you not be looking forward to a KG/Sheed stare down after his 30th technical? Cut the shit.
P.S.- I watched game 4 of the 2008 NBA finals a few days ago. Let me tell you, it is bizarre to watch KG play. I never really understood how painful the Celtics were to watch this past season without him. He better be in a hyperbaric chamber in Tibet right now.
-Casey
Nickelback Lyric Of The Day
July 7, 2009

“I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free
(I’ll have the quesadilla on the house)”
-Rockstar
Nickelback Lyric of the Day (NLOTD)
July 1, 2009

“Kim’s the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed”
-Photograph
Nickelback Lyric Of The Day (NLOTD)
June 26, 2009

“Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet
(Been there, done that)”
- Rockstar
Lets hope Nickelback doesnt die and every radio station decides to loop their music for 24 hours. Actually…
-Casey