Is Derek Jeter a sex offender?
July 31, 2009
Creepiness at 27 seconds
“Blueprint 3″ preview of the day*
July 29, 2009
History
Kid Rock: Twitter is gay
Kansas City Star
Quote of the day, from Kid Rock, to Rolling Stone, via Page Six, about Twitter: “It’s gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I’m going to tell them, ‘Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er.’ “I don’t have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I’m going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere.” So, he doesn’t like Twitter?
| Lisa Gutierrez
Let me start off by saying I don’t like anything about Kid Rock. His hair looks like shit, his face needs to meet a razor, and his latest hit song “All Summer Long” is just two different songs (neither written by him) with a few new lyrics. Pure white trash.
That said, I completely agree with him about Twitter. It’s a waste of time for both the tweeter and the reader. Honestly, does anybody really care what this or that celebrity ate for breakfast? I thought that’s what Facebook status updates were for. Let’s focus on more important things, like fixing the economy or a cure for Steve Blass Disease.
Still not convinced? Here are the last two nails in the coffin:
-Nacho
“Blueprint 3″ preview of the day*
July 27, 2009
Run This Town ft. Kanye West and Rihanna
*I cannot guarantee that this track will be on “The Blueprint 3″
Ohio man just as lucky as anyone else
July 21, 2009
Ohio man gets left- and right-handed holes-in-one
BOWLING GREEN, Ohio (AP) – An Ohio man who says he’s not much of a golfer pulled off a feat that not even some of the best players have matched.
Ed Platzer of Bowling Green knocked in a left-handed hole-in-one last month, 15 years after he hit a right-handed hole-in-one.
Platzer says he’s a natural lefty but learned to play right-handed when he couldn’t find any left-handed clubs. He started hitting from the left side four years ago when he finally found the right clubs.
The United States Golf Register tracks holes-in-one. It says it couldn’t find anyone who has matched Platzer’s achievement in its database that covers the past 13 years.
If this had been in a 15 minute time span, 15 day time span, or even a 15 month time span I would have been impressed; this was 15 years….give me a break. Basically it just took this ass-clown 11 years to figure out that he golfed better lefty.
-Nacho
We’ve Lost Rhode Island
July 19, 2009
Might as well be a Connecticut plate
There used to be a time when Rhode Island was like Massachusetts’s younger cousin. Just remember Little Rhody, the Paw Sox are a privilege not a right… check yo’ self and get your act together.
Original Oregon Trail Game- You’re Welcome
July 8, 2009
No downloads needed. Play it here: http://www.virtualapple.org/oregontraildisk.html
The weather sucks again so here’s a little something to help you out. Note: Doesn’t seem to work on MSN, and may have a strange crackling noise, but that’s what mute is for; we all have to make sacrifices.
Thanks to CourtO for the tip.
-Nacho
New Kennedy Sexcapades
July 6, 2009
"Your wife is hot"
On July 14, author David Haymann will be release a book titled “Bobby and Jackie: A Love Story”. The novel alleges that Bobby Kennedy and Jackie O had an affair beginning six months after Jack’s death. Let the conspiracy theories begin: Bobby had to knock off big brother Jack to be with his one true love. I’m not buying it. There’s no way that a guy who couldn’t even kill Castro could pull off the most recent of the two presidential assassinations that people remember (let’s face it, nobody cares about Garfield or McKinley).
I do believe that Bobby had to comfort Jackie, and we all know that a lot of times comforting involves wild-crazy “I’m still in mourning and don’t know what I’m doing” sex. Can the mourning period last for up to four years? Of course. Does mourning involve nude sunbathing on a yacht? If you say no then clearly you’ve never lost a loved one. Otherwise there’s no way that the first lady leaves her war hero husband for his tag-along little brother, even if Bobby did do more for equal rights.
-Nacho
PS. Looking forward to the sequel about all of Ted’s drunken gropings, grabs, brush-ups, squeezes, and pinches.
This Man Sold a Monorail to Disney
July 6, 2009
Weezey Phone Home
June 30, 2009
Heard a short clip of this on Jamn this morning and new that I had to hook you all up with the full version. Turns out that they caught the guy and are charging him with false emergency, maybe if it was Duval Patrick calling the Massachusetts State Police for an escort it would have been different.
